I think the source is probably a dark corner of hell, really
I should just wear a tshirt that says “please look at my butt I’ve worked very hard on it” everyday for the rest of my life
the only people who ever call me pretty are either old or online
IM SCREAMING THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE VIDEO
today i heard 2 kids talking about buying fake IDs after school and so i started eavesdropping cuz u know thats big kid stuff and then one was like “yeah but is all this really worth it like im pretty sure the fake IDs cost more than the fish we r gonna buy”
to buy fish at petco u have to be 18 or older
they were going to get fakes to buy fish
I embarrass myself infront of myself
I like the idea of two people spending forever together.
I want to throw up
I want to make out with you
I want to slam my head into the pavement
You know, I think one of the worst feelings is finding out that you didn’t mean as much to someone as you thought you did, and you just feel stupid, and because you looked desperate, about caring too much.
hmu if u wanna date a piece of shit
|— (via afroogoldenqueen)|
sending your selfies to NASA because you’re a star